Yes, world domination and eternal adoration can be yours!
"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion."
—Attributed to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology
Wouldn't you like to control countless worshippers with a single word? To call forth bountiful offerings of gold and silver? Wouldn't you love to make your acolytes bow in awe of your greatness?
Starting a new religion can be fun and profitable. You'll laugh along with Philip Athans (founder, leader, and sole member of the Church of Phil), as he shows you how to:

Gather the flock and keep 'em coming back for more

Organize mysterious and complex rituals

Interrogate (or just ridicule) the hell out of nonbelievers

Recruit celebrity spokespeople, from Tom Cruise to Uma Thurman

If you've ever felt the need to sacrifice on an altar beneath a blood-red moon, or just make Friday a holy day (three-day weekend, anyone?), this is the only sacred creed you need.
Live long and prosper.