This book is the opposite of a misery memoir and is certainly safe to give to cancer patients as a cheerful present. More importantly, it sheds new light on:

Why Kim Kardashian is worth Keeping Up With

What playlists to make for MRI scans

The truth behind the legend of Medea

Bikini etiquette on a deserted beach

What to do with a glut of rainbow chard

What an Oscar-winner should say in an acceptance speech

How to deal with cold-callers selling life insurance

And what to wear on a March Against Menopause (layers, obviously)

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