She'll do anything to become a mother—including stalking prospective egg donors' profiles on Facebook. In this hilarious yet poignant memoir of one woman's quest to conceive, the brave new world of artificial baby-making takes an unexpected turn when social media comes into play. As the not-quite-young-enough author obsessively examines the online antics of her nubile egg donor wannabes, she questions what it means to be a mother and, in the process, discovers the meaning of love.